The Esoteric Order of the Black Fjord
Where Cold Winds Blow
Through Stained Glass Leaves
Beneath His Ink
He Dreams and Seethes
The Esoteric Order of the Black Fjord is centered on a love for
Dark Folklore
Weird, Nerdy shit
Cosmic Horror of all kinds
Led by a Brightly Colored Asshole bound in Runes and Ravens, the Order seeks to spread it’s unique Love and Curiosity for all things Dark and Sanity Stealing. Embrace the Esoteric, and Contemplate your Insignificance in the Soothing Waters of our Fjord.
Primarily producing long and short form Dark Folklore content, along with Cosmic Horror themed Lore and Humor, the Order also produces full Audiobook Horror Narrations, and handmade goods such as leatherbound refillable notebooks, Original horror and poetry with many more offerings to come.
May His Moon Beneath His Waves
Never Falter, Never Wane
See as we See
Affectionately referred to as “Nerd Traps”, these channel ads serve as a perfect introduction to the main content produced by the Order. Whether you like Dark Folklore from around the world, mythological items from every culture or just plain goofy and weird skits that are dumb enough to GUARANTEE they aren’t A.I, you’ll find it on @skaldofcthulhu, wherever you enjoy your brainrot, though Youtube is our main platform.
The Darkness Thickens
While we primarily produce short form folklore content at the moment, the Order does also produce long form content as well. From nostalgic creepy cartoon reviews, cosmic horror and goosebumps reviews, to even full movie analysis, we make an effort to provide for all your sanity destruction needs.
This video is one of our shorter ‘Long Form’ videos, at just about 5 minutes, following what might very well have been a prank that became legitimate vampire lore. What do you think?
Embrace Madness
Eldritch Whispers
Do you want to support the efforts of the Order by purchasing a digital or physical book of original poetry, short horror stories, or a handmade leatherbound refillable notebook?
Would you like us to narrate or voice act for your project?
Do you have a special request or commission, such as a specially bound book or notebook?
Do you have an original horror story you would like us to narrate on our channel?
Verify your Ritual Circle is calibrated towards ours, and submit your information forthwith to:
blackfjordorder@gmail.com
Entomological
Art
The Order enjoys producing things with their various appendages and/or phalanges. Witness the gruesome creation of one such piece of Art from Death!
Every Demon Ever
Spreading Chaos
The Esoteric Order of the Black Fjord seeks to spread Curiosity for all things that go bump in the Night. Every day, we post about Dark Folklore of all kinds. We seek to cover every Mythological Item, Ghost, Vampire, Werewolf, Superstition, Demon, Cosmic Horror Entity and Deity that has ever existed, ever. Lay your Blinded, Mortal eyes on these examples of our “Every Ever” series, primarily hosted on Youtube at the moment
Every Mythological Item Ever
Every Ghost Ever
Every Vampire Ever
Weird Ass Superstitions
Cosmic Horror Beasts and Gods
Ritualistic Sacrifice
Feeding the Order can be a daunting task, indeed. We try to bring our viewers ‘behind the curtain’, as it were, with a break from the Doom and Gloom and Terrors of the Night in our kitchen. What better meditation is there? We have a few recipes posted on Youtube (our main platform at the moment) with many more planned and in the works!
Goofy Goobering Through The Horror of Life
The Order strives to bring levity to a meaningless world that is Dark and filled with Monsters. Laugh, pitiful Lung-Breather, at this snippet of humanly frivolity!
Then Immediately Contemplate your Insignificance once again.
More Ways to Support Coming Soon
A collection of original poetry written by The Order’s Brightly Colored leader. Most pieces are dreamlike, tinted with Cosmic Horror and set in beautifully dark scenes of Crafted Words. 290 pages worth of every post made to Poetizer during life changes, breakups and Creativity.
This collection also unintentionally includes our drafts as well. We decided to keep them, in the spirit of offering everything available. One draft. ‘Fire on St. Elmo St.’ is a sneak peek at another collection horror stories. A Cosmic Horror Fairy Tale inspired by The King In Yellow.
The Order is setting up digital and physical copies of original poetry and short horror stories, as well as hand bound leather goods such as refillable notebooks and leatherbound special editions of our writings. This site will host those products, as well as exclusive video content of all kinds and monthly membership options for all those who wish to support our efforts in spreading Curiosity, Dark Folklore and Cosmic Horror.
We are also working on establishing a short horror writing community here on this site, with our Brightly Colored Leader lending his gravelly voice to YOUR original works!
Submit questions and stories directly to us at:
blackfjordorder@gmail.com
Walk the Crystal Leaves under His Sunken Moon. As an Initiate to the Esoteric Order of the Black Fjord, you may access exclusive content produced by our Leader! (Over 20 Hrs uploaded and ready to watch, with more posts to come every single month!)
As a Ritualist, you have embraced The Order's efforts to spread Curiosity and Creativity, and have access to all of our Eldritch Offerings. From Monthly member streams that may or may not include a TTRPG aspect, to videos only meant for the eyes of those who Know His Sunken Moon and exclusive short horror and poetry from our Leader. This is the beginning of a Prismatic Journey into all things Dark, Surreal and Folkloric.
Unrestricted access to absolutely everything provided by The Order, including automatic access to exclusive quarterly product drops. Receive Tier one and two products automatically AND BEFORE official release date! If we make it, you're gonna get it! Every collection of short horror stories. Every book of poetry. Every new Entomology Display. Every new clothing drop. Every. New. Everything.
More Fruits of The Order’s Labor
Watch or be Punished
Forvitni.
Skapa.
Speki.
You aren’t supposed to see this
Don’t watch it.
We Warned You.